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Knights Templar

Knights Templar

Shot a Chicken yesterday. Scared everyone in the frozen foods section.
Now i am banned from Asda.
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  • Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:09
  • Last online
  • 9 years ago
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  • friends Knights Templar and MaxD are now friends
  • Shot a Chicken yesterday. Scared everyone in the frozen foods section.
    Now i am banned from Asda.
    profile 3182 days ago
  • friends Knights Templar and TRBCopy are now friends
  • friends Knights Templar and Madness are now friends
  • No alcohol will touch my lips today…….As I’m going to use a straw.......Feck it
    profile 3283 days ago
  • A recent survey said that 29% of owners sleep with their pets on the bed.
    I tried it once
    Bed was wet, Goldfish died.......
    profile 3284 days ago
  • How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm, look for Fresh tickled me
    profile 3289 days ago
  • So i said to the doctor, "Everytime i drink Coffee, i get a shooting pain in my eye" He replied, "Next time remove the spoon".
    profile 3308 days ago
  • friends Knights Templar and yuri are now friends
  • Why do automatic sliding doors make me feel like a Jedi Knight?
    profile 3320 days ago
  • Just finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 days and on the box it said 1-4 years.......Result!!!
    profile 3321 days ago
  • If all the cars on the Earth were lined up bumper to bumper, some idiot would still try to overtake them all.
    profile 3326 days ago
  • I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
    profile 3328 days ago
  • Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.
    profile 3329 days ago
  • Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Ray and I am an alcoholic'?
    profile 3331 days ago
  • You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.....
    profile 3332 days ago
  • I just stole a joint of beef from Tescos, the security guard gave chase and shouted what you doing with that. "I said Potatoes, veg and gravy". He never caught me.
    profile 3334 days ago
  • My Girlfriend ran off with my best mate. I do miss him!
    profile 3334 days ago
  • I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be eaten alive by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. Now thats not normal!
    profile 3335 days ago
  • Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them? That’s what i asked the arresting officer.
    profile 3340 days ago
  • The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
    profile 3340 days ago
  • Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
    profile 3341 days ago
  • We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the Police.......
    profile 3342 days ago
  • Two eyebrows are better than one.
    profile 3343 days ago
  • Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
    profile 3343 days ago
  • Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my Mum going to do?
    profile 3344 days ago
  • I have just chased a Hunchback, down the main roads, through town and down the backstreets, where he eventually stopped and said "Look, I haven't got your ball"
    profile 3345 days ago
  • I do like drinking, not much you know, just till the screaming in my head stops
    profile 3345 days ago
  • friends Knights Templar and IllinFrik are now friends
  • friends Knights Templar and wayne76 are now friends

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