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Cinema Fiasco and the Art of Bad Movies
To successfully appreciate a bad movie one must be aware of the following:

1. Explosions are extremely exciting.

2. Nudity is an effective substitute for talent.

3. CGI effects are inferior to someone wearing a gorilla suit or a bat dangling on a string.

4. Nighttime scenes are best shot during the day with a blue filter over the camera lens.

5. Classic dialogue (e.g. “Let’s get the hell out of here!”, “This place gives me the creeps!” and “You’ll never get away with it!”) is essential.

6. Actors who will do anything for money make the best stars.

7. The presence of Italian zombies, killer nuns, lesbian vampires, masked psychos, horny stewardesses and 32-year-old teenagers is a sure sign you’re onto a winner.

8. Shouting and screaming communicate all the important emotions.

9. Extras who can’t act are worth their weight in gold.

10. Extras who act too much are worth much more.

11. An inappropriate pop song on the soundtrack is always welcome.

12. Martial arts are the only arts worth funding.

13. The more characters dead by the final credits the better the movie.

14. The best film producers copy successful movies but do so for a quarter of the price.

15. Indigenous people should never be played by actors of the right ethnicity.

16. Any movie in which a dance craze is used to defeat evil is a classic.

17. A scantily clad woman holding a gun is a trenchant statement.

18. The boom mike is your friend and good to see.

19. Cars are better the faster they go.

20. To be a great bad movie you must be able to talk through it without missing anything.
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Kevlarite

Homeworld, I loved
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